captainsnoop:

optimus prime becomes a lot funnier when you know his name literally means “best first”

like he’s the super humble benevolent leader of the autobots and his name is “awesome #1”

dogofulthar:

I’m realizing I follow comics I don’t read in the same way that some people keep up with celebrities

"Oh, I hear Wolverine’s dead again.  Wonder how long that will last."

"So…Nightwing’s a secret agent?"

"Looks like Guy Gardner has a beard now.  I don’t like it."

allyourfavesareasexual:

twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

turianbatman:

Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!

prayforprada:

IM SCREAMING!!!!!

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

cappyrogers:

AVENGERS TRAILER STARTS WITH THE PARTY AND STEVE MOVES THOR’S HAMMER A TINY TINY BIT AND COLOR THOR IMPRESSED
BLACK WIDOW JUMPING OUT A PLANE ON STEVE’S BIKE
WEIRD CLOSENESS BETWEEN THE TWINS
ENDS WITH STEVE’S SHIELD BROKEN IN HALF AND TONY STANDING OVER STEVE’S BODY???

missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

indevan:

"bromance"

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"brotp"

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"heterosexual life partners"

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this just in i hate streaming i hate it so much i hate i H ait e it sha ti I ha tie it

©PONDERISM