optimus prime becomes a lot funnier when you know his name literally means “best first”
like he’s the super humble benevolent leader of the autobots and his name is “awesome #1”
I’m realizing I follow comics I don’t read in the same way that some people keep up with celebrities
"Oh, I hear Wolverine’s dead again. Wonder how long that will last."
"So…Nightwing’s a secret agent?"
"Looks like Guy Gardner has a beard now. I don’t like it."
twitter user foxylalonde telling it like it is
Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍
it was thirst at first sight
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Ms. Bond. I expect you to die!
AVENGERS TRAILER STARTS WITH THE PARTY AND STEVE MOVES THOR’S HAMMER A TINY TINY BIT AND COLOR THOR IMPRESSED
BLACK WIDOW JUMPING OUT A PLANE ON STEVE’S BIKE
WEIRD CLOSENESS BETWEEN THE TWINS
ENDS WITH STEVE’S SHIELD BROKEN IN HALF AND TONY STANDING OVER STEVE’S BODY???
do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?
"heterosexual life partners"