2day my hair is sorta-curly, amazingactually this a not-bad hair day, amazing
What do you call the technique Bucky uses to stare his target down?
The Winter Smolder.
steve rogers’ internet history according to [x]
okay but can you imagine like
a week after your truck gets stolen out of the goddamn mall parking lot, you get a knock on the door and there’s fucking Captain America standing there. Says he’s here about your goddamn truck. And for a moment you wonder if he started working for the police now that Shield took a dive, but you don’t say so, you just nod when he describes your truck to you, license plate number, make, model and color, all to a tee.
And then the weirdest thing happens (weirder than Captain America just showing up at your front door). Captain America starts looking bashful. And then he tells you your truck was lost ‘in the line of duty’. You must still look a little awestruck because he elaborates; he’s the one who took your truck.
Captain America fucking stole your goddamn truck out of the goddamn mall parking lot.
And he’s going to pay for a new one. And he’s very, very sorry.
we are a restaurant
okay so it’s almost 2015
2016 is when xiii is supposed to premier
why the hell don’t i have a nudirector yet
"hey steve, did you see the funny thing? steve? steve?"
be sure to spread the Good Word: TOS captain kirk canonically wears concealer
In fact, if Steve goes back to his old neighbourhood in Brooklyn, one of the things he might miss the most is the loss of the working class gay community. The hipstery character of the area today is not just non-working-class, but not nearly as queer and fabulous as it would’ve been in Steve’s day.
EVERYONE GO READ THIS, IT’S WHAT META DREAMS ARE MADE OF.
This was the best thing I ever read.